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Thursday, March 16, 2006


by John Newmark

South Park "Chef" Isaac Hayes has quit.
The religious satire
offended him recently.
Past satire escaped
his notice.

Now no one's left to stand up for him.

John Newmark lives in St. Louis, Missouri, and has performed at open mics for twelve years. He spends copious time inventing new forms of poetry, and abusing old ones. His work has appeared at Newspoetry, EOTU, The Landing, and Scared Naked Magazine. More information can be found on his website.