BP MINERAL OIL!

by Bill Costley


"If I cain't see it, I don't sweat it;
them oil-balls're as natural as
our great Americun Guff, heah?"

Barbour justifies oil as natural
'cuz it comes up frum The Eartf:
"It's done us a lot of good sofuh.
Just let it do it, bubba Guffuhs."

Barbour rubs himself down all
ovuh with BP-brand mineral oil.
"There's nothin' like it! Nothin'!"


Bill Costley has served on the Steering Committee of the San Francisco Bay area chapter of the National Writers Union. He lives in Santa Clara, CA.
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