Sunday, April 09, 2006

FROM THE TABLE TALK...
OF RMN (RICHARD M. NIXXXON)

by Bill Costley


“All crooks may be morally equal,”
RMN officiously intoned, “But...as
you all know: I am {NOT} a Crook!”

“Ted, I see you’re fanning C-notes;
did-ya just collect your lunch-money?”
RMN knuckled vice-president STA.

Who the fuck! slipped this ice-cube*
with a fucking! hOle in it in my drink?
Is sOmebOdy here…fucking! sick?

The fucking! kikes are out2get me,
Henry (Kissinger), especially shrinks.
You’re not a kike, Henry, you're a Yid.

“Always speak2the strategy, never2
any particular tactic; just scramble it up
w/ with lots of geopolitical necessities.”

“Western Hemisphere: my right-ball;
Eastern Hemisphere: my new left-ball.
(Chairman Mao loves my ball-joke.)”

“If Jesus came back2day, he’d love me;
He said he loved all sinners, & I’m just
a simple geo-political sinner. Amen.”

“If I have2go, I’ll go quietly, but I’ll leave...
noBody standing 2witness my tragic fall;
so, (technically), it never happened.”


*RMN feared ice-cubes w/holes formed inside them,
banning them from San Clemente, & had any Jewish
psychiatrists screened & banned from any audience.



Bill Costley serves on the Steering Committee of the San Francisco chapter of the National Writers Union. The first twelve books of his epic-in progress The Cheni@d appear here in The New Verse News. Book XIII begins Volume Two here.