Amazing trail blazing democRAT RACE
VIPer sniper venomous campaign-in’ asps
Wriggly debate shedding scaly glisten
iPod split p’s & q’s spilt soup
Run Hillary Rodham Clinton run
Arkansassy First Lady Prexy-in-waiting
Bill’s better half frosty cupcake
Skirting domestic affairs pantsuit issues
Barrack to Future Movin’ On
Helloha all-American-do / will-do O+ transfusion
Oprah’s fave physically morally fit
Minus sneer Cheney’s cuz McO’bamawitzson
John Edwards cutie pee-can pie
Veep designate Gored by bull
Photogenic memory cool hair conditioner
Declaring war on split ends
Gov Richardson borderline macho honcho
Old West New Mex-Max-Mix-Moxie
Buffalo Bill pushing Hispanic button
UNity ambassador North Korea nogo-gotiator
Christopher Dodd revitalized Peace Corpse
Joe Biden time ready-to Delaware
Dennis Kucinich Don’t Gitmo Satisfaction
Gravel-blind ex-spurt don’t Alaska
Dr. Charles Frederickson. Name: D. Mentor Stan Doubt; Nickname: Nun; Address: Genial Devilry State of Denial; Zip: B9-1-1; Phone: Taco Bell; Faxhole: telepathetic moonsense UFOcult; Sexile: manimal; He-male: e-diot dot commie; vagabondAge: Ironic; Blood: Taipei; Vision: 20-20-20; Religion: Born Against trance-incidental Vegetation; Education: U-Nique BSer IV Leak Overachiever; Major: Mickey Mouse Pad Commuter Séance; Club Memberships: A, AA, AAA, AAAA, AAAAA; Special Abilities: Unmentionable Listless Hypist; halluciDate: Blind Man’s Bluff TGIF.