DEbate dangling from rusty hook
Squirming worms champing sound bytes
Big fish eat small fry
DEvouring lines & sinkers swallowed whole
DEcoy shysters lame duck quacks
Almost Live Larry King DEvotees
“I may not always be
Right but I’m never wrong”
DEbrief Obamama bananana split bikini
Topless baby oil massage message
DEbunked mud wrestling off-key slingalong
Who’s taking dirty dancing lead
DEcay to tell the tooth
False dentures stale breath Hillarytosis
Flip-flop foragainst DEbacle true lies
Double-faced coin supporting both sides
DEfrosting chill-out heat turned up
Halliburton riggers siphoning off gas
Oily motive foul-ups spin-off follow-ups
Attention to budget DEficit disorder
DEfeat Bigfoot shoes to fill
Wonky donkey party feud wannabes
Sock it to DEfamed GOP-GAP
DEliberating DEciding DEmanding DElivering D.C.
Dr. Charles Frederickson: Name: D. Mentor Stan Doubt; Nickname: Nun; Address: Genial Devilry State of Denial; Zip: B9-1-1; Phone: Taco Bell; Faxhole: telepathetic moonsense UFOcult; Sexile: manimal; He-male: e-diot dot commie; vagabondAge: Ironic; Blood: Taipei; Vision: 20-20-20; Religion: Born Against trance-incidental Vegetation; Education: U-Nique BSer IV Leak Overachiever; Major: Mickey Mouse Pad Commuter Séance; Club Memberships: A, AA, AAA, AAAA, AAAAA; Special Abilities: Unmentionable Listless Hypist; halluciDate: Blind Man’s Bluff TGIF.