Republi-guns coming out smoking crackpots
Shooting from Lip-GOP Hip-hop Flip-flops
Bent straight mavericks gunning for
Oval Orifice Reagan stingray-gun wannabes
Cross-dresser skirting ex-ex-wife swap conflicts
Briefly married to own Superego
Photo oops windblown hairless comb-overs
Cell phone set-up delusional fake-believe
Two positions on every issue
Stem rethinking cells NRA inductee
Ex-pro/anti-gay pro-choice pro-life crock hunter
Dithering reborn-again Mormon Osmonds endorsed
Ham what am role-playing gigs
Ex-senator D.A. caveman presidential stand-in
Titanic victim lifeboat sprung leak
Hot wife cheerleader mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
Camp-pain hemorrhaging dollars cents-less broke
Overgrown Beach Boy belittling jerk
Gagging on Chelsea – Janet gibes
Bombing Iraq is no joke
Bush-league Cheney gang swift boating
Exploiting 9/11 for political gain
White elephants jumping through loopholes
Ameri-neocon XS hypocrisy hang Right
Dr. Charles Frederickson. Name: D. Mentor Stan Doubt; Nickname: Nun; Address: Genial Devilry State of Denial; Zip: B9-1-1; Phone: Taco Bell; Faxhole: telepathetic moonsense UFOcult; Sexile: manimal; He-male: e-diot dot commie; vagabondAge: Ironic; Blood: Taipei; Vision: 20-20-20; Religion: Born Against trance-incidental Vegetation; Education: U-Nique BSer IV Leak Overachiever; Major: Mickey Mouse Pad Commuter Séance; Club Memberships: A, AA, AAA, AAAA, AAAAA; Special Abilities: Unmentionable Listless Hypist; halluciDate: Blind Man’s Bluff TGIF.