"There are cases which cannot be overdone by language,
and this is one."
and this is one."
Our Petition as it stands now:
He has refused the rule of law,
which is most wholesome and necessary
for the public good.
He has forbidden governance
of pressing importance,
and when so suspended,
has utterly neglected to attend to it.
He has refused to move forward
for the accommodation of large districts of people.
He has endeavored to prevent the population
of the states,
obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners,
refusing to encourage migrations here.
He has made judges dependent on his will
alone,
slandering and calling out publicly
or selecting them by loyalty.
He has erected a multitude of new offices,
and sent away swarms of officers
to far locations, away from governance.
He has kept among us
in times of peace
standing armies
rabble-rousers and tweeters
firing on the masses
without the consent of our legislatures.
He has combined with others to subject us
to a jurisdiction foreign to our Constitution
and unacknowledged by our laws,
giving his assent to their acts
of interference in our elections.
He is known for
cutting off trade
with other parts of the world,
destroying alliances
cozying with despots.
He has abducted real governance
by declaring the media
enemies of the people and
out of his protection,
waging war on journalists.
His rollbacks have plundered our seas,
ravaged our coasts,
flooded our cities,
burnt our towns,
and destroyed the lives of our people.
He has excited domestic insurrections
amongst us.
In every stage of these oppressions
we have petitioned for redress
in the most humble terms:
our repeated petitions
have been answered
by repeated injury.
A mad king, whose character is thus marked
by every act which may define a tyrant
is unfit
to be the leader
of a free people.
Our Petition is clear:
The words like bombs
exploding in our faces,
we must all
reread our Constitution.
uphold the laws therein.
Author's Note: Adapted from "The Declaration of Independence" in which King George is indicted for his "injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these States."
Originally from Boston, Mickey J. Corrigan writes Florida noir with a dark humor. Project XX, a satirical novel about a school shooting, was released in 2017 by Salt Publishing in the UK. Newest release is What I Did for Love, a spoof of Lolita (Bloodhound Books, October, 2019).