by Cecil Morris
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Attending a drag show at Hamburger Mary’s, and later posting about it on social media, led to Kristi Maris losing her teaching job of nearly 20 years, she wrote on Facebook. —Houston Public Media, July 26, 2023 |
You shall not attend drag shows
as drag might rub off on you
like the contagion we disbelieve
and you might drag it then to school
where you indoctrinate children
in the unspeakable pleasures
of women’s undergarments
and torture shoes and cult behavior.
You shall not mention slavery
in the same breath as oppression
or affirmative action or
reparations though you can note
how slavery afforded some slaves
with advantageous skills they used
to their own betterment later.
You shall not criticize your boss
or your boss’s lackeys for their
support of policies or practices
either ignorant, ill-informed,
or cruel, or, really, speak any
words not explicitly spelled out
in the approved curriculum.
You shall as much as humanly
possible act and speak and dress
and think in the same Godly way
as your employer does or says
he or she or they does or do.
as drag might rub off on you
like the contagion we disbelieve
and you might drag it then to school
where you indoctrinate children
in the unspeakable pleasures
of women’s undergarments
and torture shoes and cult behavior.
You shall not mention slavery
in the same breath as oppression
or affirmative action or
reparations though you can note
how slavery afforded some slaves
with advantageous skills they used
to their own betterment later.
You shall not criticize your boss
or your boss’s lackeys for their
support of policies or practices
either ignorant, ill-informed,
or cruel, or, really, speak any
words not explicitly spelled out
in the approved curriculum.
You shall as much as humanly
possible act and speak and dress
and think in the same Godly way
as your employer does or says
he or she or they does or do.
Cecil Morris taught high school English for 37 years. Now retired, he spends his time writing poems and shaking his head at the news. He has poems in or forthcoming from Cimarron Review, Hole in the Head Review, The New Verse News, Sugar House Review, Talking River Review, and other literary magazines.