by Gilbert Allen
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| by J.D. Crowe |
What will ye give me, and I will deliver him unto you?
And they bargained with him for thirty pieces of silver.
—Matthew 26:15
Verily, verily
Donald Iscariot
hawking the Holy Word
with MAGA zeal
offering Jesus Christ
pseudoreligiously
for sixty bucks. Just twice
thirty! A steal!
Gilbert Allen, a member of the Travelers Rest United Methodist Church, already has a Bible. For more information about him and his work, check out the interview at https://slantbooks.org/close-