Wednesday, October 22, 2025

THE GREAT LOUVRE CAPER

by James Schwartz




I map the security cameras 
Locked windows 
& locations 

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I disable a camera 

My Amish father 
Is behind me
In hot pursuit 

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I snare 
The painting
Cubist.

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My Amish father
Rolls the dice
Still behind me.

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The window is locked.

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On a winter afternoon
We enjoy the board game 
Clue: The Great Museum Caper.

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A teenage memory 
Forgotten until headlines 
Of the Great Louvre Caper.

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I make my escape.




James Schwartz is a Detroit based poet and author of various poetry collections including The Literary Party: Growing Up Gay and Amish in America (2011) and most recently Big Island Beatnik: Poetry & Photography from the Lower East Rift Zone (Alien Buddha Press, 2025). queeraspoetry.bsky.social