Wednesday, May 13, 2026

BABY TALK

by Deb Myers



On TV a man “splained”

falling fertility rates

citing statistics

average output equals 1.5 babes

.6 shy of the replacement rate needed

to keep the population steady


like women are machines

underperforming

uteri transforming raw materials

egg and sperm 

into finished product

in insufficient volume


underbabied 

he babbled

shortly before

his boss "blinked"





Deb Myers spent her career helping companies create and improve technology products. She has left the business and technical writing world behind, and now writes poetry from her home in coastal Maine.