by Steven Kent
Trump signs order to bring back plastic straws, claiming paper ones ‘explode’ —The Guardian, February 10, 2025
Exploding straws? A liberal joke!
The Prez says with emotion--
More plastic now for Diet Coke,
More plastic for the ocean.
Ecology's a Commie plot,
An antiquated notion—
More plastic now for stuff we've got,
More plastic for the ocean.
The EPA, the Silent Spring—
Abandoned, our devotion.
More plastic now for everything,
More plastic for the ocean.
Steven Kent is the poetic alter ego of writer and musician Kent Burnside. His work appears in 251, Asses of Parnassus, Light Poetry Magazine, Lighten Up Online, New Verse News, The Orchards Poetry Journal, Philosophy Now, Pulsebeat Poetry Journal, The Road Not Taken: A Journal of Formal Poetry, Snakeskin, and Well Read. His collection I Tried (And Other Poems, Too) was published in 2023 by Kelsay Books.