by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons
Ten years ago, a shocking headline captured the world’s attention: “Human beings now have an attention span shorter than that of a goldfish!” This claim, though horrifying, was totally bogus. The stat in question—that our attention spans had shrunk to a meagre eight seconds—was founded on two spurious and unverified sources and widely spread by a Microsoft Ads “study” published in 2015… Even if we haven’t quite hit goldfish levels, is there some truth to the assertion that human attention spans are dwindling? The short answer is a resounding “yes”, according to research. —Independent (UK), December 14, 2025
Attention spans in humans have declined
Tremendously since tech bros honed their apps
To deluge us with clickbait that's designed
Expressly to cause frequent mental lapse,
Necessitating countermeasures that
Try earnestly to put the genie back
Inside the bottle, but a TikTok chat
Or YouTube video resists attack,
No matter how you try to disengage—
Safari, Chrome and Edge don't miss a trick:
Psychology will keep you on their page,
And amplify your brain rot as you click...
No antidote for dumbing down is known—
Save ditching both your laptop and your phone!
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons is a Professor Emeritus of Mathematics at Florida State University who has returned to live in his native England. His poems have appeared in Autumn Sky Poetry Daily, the Creativity Webzine, Current Conservation, the Ekphrastic Review, Grand Little Things, Light, Lighten Up Online, The New Verse News, Oddball Magazine, Rat’s Ass Review, WestWard Quarterly, and other journals.