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Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts

Friday, April 14, 2023

MYTHINFORMATION

by Philip Stern
written in serious wordplay




Now the emergingcy
is over,
caution and funding
are over.
 
Yesterday, one of our leaders went mything.
He said it was a hoax.
Then said
it would not blast.
 
Then sold equine and oquine
and proposed bleach
to the fringe bleacher seats
at his attent show.
 
He watched as
the wildfirus burned
ungoverned,
saw it sprinkle hot ashes
 
on refrigerated
covid wagons
circling hospitals
where breathless bodies stiffened.
 
Yet mythed messages still burn,
about dangers of masking
and vaccines that damnage DNA,
still cause national dysfusion.
 
So do we now just forget
that we gallowed
over one million deaths
to happen?

 
Philip Stern is 95, had a poem published in The Atlantic in 1957, wrote pop songs in the 60s, and started writing poetry again after retiring from college teaching.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

ELECTION 2016

by J.C. Elkin


Image source: Hail Dubyus!


Dumbocrats all aTwitter
over that bullyonaire glowerpuss
on the fascist track to Thief Executive

Repugnicans on Racebook
slamming that Recklessary of State
as too gliberal and smugly

A country harmed and dangerous
where words are weapons
with no pun control


J.C. Elkin is an omnipotent swing voter and the author of World Class: Poems Inspired by the ESL Classroom which is based on her experiences teaching English to adult immigrants. Other poetry and prose drawing on spirituality, feminism, travel, and childhood appear domestically and abroad in such journals as The Delmarva Review, Kestrel, Angle, and Your Daily Poem.