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Thursday, July 09, 2015

JIGGERY-POKERY

by Max Gutmann


Image source: DonkeyHotey


“Jiggery-pokery!
Now it's just SCOTUScare!”
Grumbled Scalia, en-
Raged at his peers.

“Unconstitutional
Somersaults. Applesauce!
Really! What next, people?
Marriage for queers?”


Max Gutmann has contributed to Folly and other publications.