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I get happy and all smiley
When the news is balanced and fair
Just listening to O’Reilly
As he permeates the air . . .
Michelle’s cup may runneth over
But that’s not Bill's cup o’ tea:
Though her girls grew up in clover,
She's no right to get so uppity.
Edmund Conti has been told not to say he "slaved" all his life—especially since he had it pretty easy.