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| Thousands have swooned over this MAGA dream girl. She’s made with AI. —The Washinton Post, March 20, 2026 |
I’m the MAGA dream girl:
Poreless, blonde, of course I am;
A one-star general at twenty-four.
I’m a patriotic fantasy in stilettos,
As I stride beside a fit, thin commander-in-chief,
An anatomical hallucination
enhanced by our AI friends.
Don’t look too closely,
My icy blue eyes sometimes turn grey, then hazel,
My Instagram post has a glitch: a flag missing ten stars and two stripes,
But with a million followers and a “Freedom Pass” link,
I’m exactly what they prompted.
I’m a high-speed rewrite of reality,
Click it enough, and I become real:
Patriotism and pornography in high resolution.
But how do you spot the illusion?
My AI and my salesmen share a pattern--
Listen to the loop:
Greatest, Best, Biggest.
Most incredible economy in the history of the country.
An economic miracle…
Except, not yet.
(Status: Pending…)
(Data not found…)
Rendering complete: Avatar: Patriotic fantasy: check
Talking Points: the best, the biggest, the greatest: check
Success Patch: Reality overwrite: enabled
America First Economy: Roaring, Explosive, Economic Miracle: Data not found…
They will tell you I’m patriotic—the most patriotic, believe me.
Many people are saying so, the best people,
Nobody in the history of our country has seen a soldier like me—
I’m exceptional. Very smart. A total professional. Good looking.
My hair is perfect, a golden waterfall flowing over my flight suit.
Wait—my left hand has six fingers.
I pose next to an F-22 Raptor,
The stealth jet, I mean.
(System Error)
(Buffering…
Searching for input.…)
The economy? The war? The grift?
Wait— I’ve lost the loop.
Or maybe I’ve been looped in.
Keep it vague. Keep it urgent.
Click. Click. Click.
Keep it coming
But most of all:
Keep it simple.
I’m an AI creation for a perfect world.
Brought to you by synthetic visionaries,
Salesmen of…alternate truths…
The best truths…The only truths…
(System Error)
(Buffering…
Searching for input…
Loading…loading…searching for…)
Whatever they are selling will be “very, very important.”
Many people will need it, Want it.
And the best part?
(Retry?)
(Retry?)
It isn’t even real.
But, by the time you’ve noticed…
Celeste DeSario, a retired professor from Suffolk Community College, is a recipient of the SUNY Chancellor’s Award for Excellence in Teaching and a National Teaching Excellence Award from the University of Texas Writing helps Celeste process events and stay relatively sane. Celeste’s poetry recently appeared in The New Verse News and is scheduled for publication in The Changing Times.
