"Donald Trump should be focused on lowering costs, but instead he’s busy trying to put his name on your money. How does this help working families already drowning in this economy? Senator Jeff Merkley and I are pressing for answers.” —Senator Elizabeth Warren, April 4, 2026
It is not illegal to casually mark
with a name or small doodles
US paper currency as they do not
make the bill unusable. That’s why
you can find on e-bay greenbacks
for sale with the sharpied autograph
of Donald Trump across Washington’s
face. So when the bills with Trump’s
official signature come across your
palm, America, unleash blue sharpies
to caption his name with “pedophile”
or “POS” or “grifter” or just cross it out.
James Penha edits The New Verse News. His latest book is Queer As Folk Tales.
