|Cartoon adapted from and image illustrating "The Trump Virus: A Daily News Brief" by Gabe Capone.|
As I awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, I found
I had been transformed into a quivering sack of mucous.
Slime oozed out of every orifice, a glaze of yellow-green
the exact sheen of Vaseline exuded from my pores. Someone
was churning slugs into smoothies and they poured out
of my nose. I began to watch Fox News. I swallowed
huge globules of misinformation, and switched my vote
to Donald Trump. Everywhere I walked, I trailed a ribbon
of glistening lies.