“Last week Starbucks made headlines after it was revealed its new CEO, Brian Niccol—who has been described as the “messiah” the ailing coffee company had been searching for—will be commuting to the office via private jet. Niccol, you see, is generously going to abide by the company’s policy of being in the office three days a week. But since he lives in California and the Starbucks HQ is more than 1,000 miles away in Seattle, a corporate jet is really the only way to go.” —Arwa Mahdawi, The Guardian, August 27, 2024 |
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It's why we switched to paper straws!
Friends, please reduce your CO2
By changing little things you do—
We really have to make a start,
And everyone must play his part.
We'll solve this climate crisis yet,