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Saturday, July 04, 2026

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE RELEASES AMERICA’S 250TH BIRTHDAY SONG

by Chad Parenteau

Cartoon by Gary Huck

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Chad Parenteau hosts Boston’s long-running Stone Soup Poetry series. His work has appeared in journals such as Résonancee, Molecule, Ibbetson Street, Pocket Lint, Cape Cod Poetry Review, Tell-Tale Inklings, Off The Coast, The Crossroads, The Skinny Poetry Journal, The Rye Whiskey Review, dadakuku, Nixes Mate Reviewand The Ugly Monster. He has also been published in anthologies such as French Connections, Sounds of Wind, Reimagine America, and The Vagabond Lunar Collection. His newest collections are All's Well Isn't You and Cant Republic: Erasures and Blackouts. He serves as Associate Editor of the online journal Oddball Magazine and co-organizer of the annual Boston Poetry Marathon. He lives and works in Boston.

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Saturday, July 04, 2026

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE RELEASES AMERICA’S 250TH BIRTHDAY SONG