by Frank Conahan
All avocado trees are cosexual, Or hermaphrodites.
They each contain two sexes
In every plant.
"A-trees" start each day with their Flowers as female
(They're receptive to pollen.)
They become male
(Producing pollen) in the
Afternoon of the next day.
"B-trees" follow a
Different schedule. They're male
In the morning and
Female in the afternoon.
This behavior has
Been noticed in the past but
Was not confronted
By the woke Biden regime.
It seems unlikely
It will be permitted to
Flagrantly persist
In this harmful gender-based
Ideology
And anti-Christian practice.
Specific guidance
From the president is now
Anxiously awaited.
US policy
Stipulates one permanent
Sex per each body.
They each contain two sexes
In every plant.
"A-trees" start each day with their Flowers as female
(They're receptive to pollen.)
They become male
(Producing pollen) in the
Afternoon of the next day.
"B-trees" follow a
Different schedule. They're male
In the morning and
Female in the afternoon.
This behavior has
Been noticed in the past but
Was not confronted
By the woke Biden regime.
It seems unlikely
It will be permitted to
Flagrantly persist
In this harmful gender-based
Ideology
And anti-Christian practice.
Specific guidance
From the president is now
Anxiously awaited.
US policy
Stipulates one permanent
Sex per each body.
Dr. Frank Conahan lives in reclusive retirement outside of Baltimore, Maryland. He follows current events with trepidation and copes by writing verse. He has recently published poems with "Bards of Maryland." His collection Nothing Is Coming was published in April.
