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Showing posts with label POTUS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label POTUS. Show all posts

Monday, May 30, 2022

FINGERPRINTS

by Peter Witt




A mother in Black Creek, GA
drops her child off at school,
heads to the AR-15 assembly line
at Daniel Defense, where guns
coming off the assembly line
are packed by a father of three,
two in college, one still in high school.

A young woman, barely out
of high school processes online
orders for the killing machines
from gun stores across the U.S.,
trying not to think about if one
will end up in the hands of an 18
year old with murderous intent.

The owner of a Uvalde gun store
remembers legally selling the semi-
automatic weapon of mass destruction
to a young man who'd just turned 18,
then heading home for a birthday party
for his elementary school-aged niece.

A host of people, some with children,
have their fingerprints on the bullets
that made their way into the hands
of the Uvalde shooter, never realizing
they'd touched the bullets
that would shatter bones, blur faces
in a one-hour classroom rampage.

Somewhere in a peaceful office
a NRA publicist cranks out scripts
that pols and apologists can use
when the inevitable questions
about gun safety and control emerge,
he's yet to marry, have children,
doesn't think that children killed
in the sure to be future mass murders
could someday be his offspring.

In a conference room in Black Creek, GA,
the owner of the killing machine company
authorizes another 50K donation to the NRA,
a necessary cost of doing business,
profits from his company putting
his children through college.

Airforce One ferries the president and his wife
to yet another memorial gathering
where he will console parents whose
children never came home from school,
having only recently returned from
a similarly gathering of families
recovering from the hatred of a racist
who shot up a supermarket in their town.

At dinner tables around the country
families gather over traditional
Memorial Day hot dogs and hamburgers,
some with thoughts and prayers,
others to have discussions
about the need to own a gun,
protect their families, stave off
the murderous intent of someone
who purchased a gun made, shipped,
sold by fellow citizens, many with school
aged children—who firmly believe
the 2nd amendment is God's will
and plan to protect their children
from mayhem...

while somewhere in a bedroom
a young man, not yet 18, dreams of the day
he too can go the local gun store, purchase
an assault weapon made, shipped,
and sold by people with children,
so that he too can join the ranks
of the dead who've created
mayhem in a supposedly safe
classroom somewhere in the U.S.A.


Peter Witt lives in Texas, only a few hours away from Uvalde.  His work has appeared in The New Verse News, other online publications, and several print volumes.

Monday, February 21, 2022

THE BALLAD OF THE WHITE HOUSE LAVATORY

by Peter Nohrnberg




Now gather round, and ye shall hear
A tale of epic daring
About a King who tweeted lots  
But wasn’t into sharing.   
 
Forsooth it was a vile Act
That drove him into battle:
“Preserve all Records” Congress bade;
But records are known to tattle. 
 
At first he simply tore them up
But a Northern Plot took shape.
Foul thanes restored his mangled foes,
mended with Scotch tape. 
 
A vision came to aid the King
—O I fear my rhyme shall spoil it!—
To gather up his papers dear 
And take them to the toilet.
 
Now he himself sat on a throne
Of 24 karat gold,
But in the White House was installed
A porcelain commode. 
 
Notes, memos, logs, and Post-its too
In basin he did pitch.
A smirk upon his face, quoth he:
“Toilets never snitch!”
                                   
He flushed it once, he flushed it twice,
He cursed the gods above!
And with his little stubby hands
He gave a forceful shove.
 
Who knows what knowledge then was lost?
A proof of Fermat’s theorem?
Evidence of Electoral Fraud?
A Covid-19 serum? 
 
What was wiped out I cannot tell:
Mum’s the Orange Mandarin.
Destruction worse than what befell
The Library Alexandrian! 
 
The doughty deed now done he left
The toilet overflowing.
He soared above the effluvia,
POTUS the All-Knowing.
 
And yet he did not know when he
Flushed it all down the crapper,
That squatting in the stall next door
Was CNN’s Jake Tapper! 
 
Out burst the newsman, overwhelmed
By fast approaching flood,
He saw the thickening of the tide
And sensed it was not mud!
 
“Who brought on this catastrophe,
Who took this massive dump?” 
The scales then fell from Jacob’s eyes:
It only could be T***p.
 
For clinging to the leather sole
Of the shoe of Squire Tapper:
A doodle of two giant boobs
On a McDonalds wrapper.
 
It was the flush heard round the world,
Except in Mar-a-Lago.
About his deed he’ll tell no tales
Just like good old Iago.    
 
‘Tis true, ‘tis true the Don is dumb,
But everyone else is dumber;
He even one-upped Tricky Dick
By being his own Plumber!


A scholar of literary modernism, cultural critic, and poet, Peter Nohrnberg’s poems and essays have appeared in Southwest Review, Notre Dame Review, The Wisconsin Review, Oxford Poetry, and Public Seminar. His poem “Pantoum After a School Shooting” was awarded second place in the 2020 Morton Marr Poetry Prize. His essay “Joyce, Irish Photography, and the Making and Publicizing of National, Familial, and Authorial Images" is forthcoming in Joyce Studies Annual 2021.