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Showing posts with label Scrooge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scrooge. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

ON THE DEATH OF A CEO

by Lori D’Angelo




We don't trade one life for another or
a thousand. With every loss, the universe
cries out and also keeps on. Nothing, not 
yet, stops it. So, yes, whether your mother
just found out she has cancer or your father
has just entered hospice, the clock still tick
tocks, minutes go by. Every year, around this
time, we watch Dickens' A Christmas Carol
and think, Ah yes, even a miser had a soul. 
But yet when a man whose company did 
some shitty shady things dies, don't join in
the chorus of he deserved it haters. It's not 
much different to do that than it is to weigh
worth by a claim denied algorithm. If you say
all of them, mean all of them, even the maybe 
he deserved it bastards. In earth, their bones, 
our bones, all rot the same. The minute you 
forget, you become what you thought you’d
never be: callous, jaded, alive but also dead. 
Instead,                                      mourn it all. 


Lori D'Angelo is a grant recipient from the Elizabeth George Foundation, a fellow at the Hambidge Center for Creative Arts, and an alumna of the Community of Writers. Her work has appeared in various literary journals including BULL, Gargoyle, Drunken Boat, Moon City Review, and Rejection Letters. Her first book, a collection called The Monsters Are Here, was recently published by ELJ Editions. 

Sunday, March 03, 2019

LETTER TO DONALD DUCK FROM SPIDERMAN

by Richard Garcia




Hey Donald, where have you been?
I haven't seen any Donald
Duck Part II movies. And what happened
to that uncle of yours,
Scrooge or something, used
to swim in his swimming pool full of
money? Some people say he just one day
disappeared, and now you have enough
money to sail your yachts across oceans
of money. I know, they're grown up now
and working for you, but I always
wondered about those nephews of yours,
Huey, Dewey, and Louie. How did they
just show up like that one day? And who's
their momma? Do they both have the
same Momma? Did you adopt them from
some Iron Curtain country? What
happened to Daisy? And I never could
understand about that dog of yours. I
mean, if Pluto is a dog, just who or what
is Goofy? He's got the feet of a clown,
body of some lanky oaf, face of a buck-
tooth bloodhound and talks like some
stupid alien. Is he human or some kind of
DNA experiment gone wrong? Donald,
I'm worried about you. You hiding out?
It's not enough to be a comic book hero
anymore. You have to be a franchise, a
package, several  blockbusters, T-shirts,
hoodies, action figures. You've got to
keep up, Donald. You know, I heard about
that flop of a Clark Kent. He doesn't even
know there's no newspapers any more.
He was seen running around skid row in
that same business suit. And guess what,
he was still looking for a phone booth.
Just a word to the wise Donald, get your
spidey sense going. Maybe get yourself
a mask, a costume or something.


Richard Garcia's recent books, The Other Odyssey from Dream Horse Press and The Chair from BOA, were both published in 2015. His recent book Porridge was published by Press 53 in 2016. His poems have appeared in many journals, including The Georgia Review, Spillway, Poetry and in anthologies such as The Pushcart Prize and Best American Poetry. He lives in Charleston, S.C.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

THE WAR ON HAPPY HOLIDAYS

by Chris O’Carroll 


Editorial cartoon by Richard Crowson, The Wichita Eagle, December 8, 2013


We do not wish you happy holidays.
O’Reilly warns against that  liberal plot.
How dare you celebrate in diverse ways?
Just one gets our OK; the rest do not.

Our “Merry Christmas!” is not a benign
Warm wish.  It is an icy battle cry.
Inclusive salutations we decline
To utter.  Limbaugh we have heard on high.

A manger scene at every City Hall
Is ours by right.  And children of the poor
Deserve no government food aid at all.
Tax funds for welfare?  No!  For holy war!

All non-sectarian good will we shun.
God bless us.  But just some, not every one.


Chris O’Carroll is a writer and an actor.  In addition to his previous New Verse News appearances, he has published poems in BigCityLit, the Kansas City Star, Lighten Up Online, Umbrella, and the Washington Post, among other print and online journals, and also in the anthologies The Best of the Barefoot Muse and 20 Years at the Cantab Lounge.